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From: Tomato	12/6/2025 1:23:49 PM
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What do a walrus and someone with a ziploc bag have in common. They both like a tight seal. — The prostitute says:, “Aren’t you done yet?” His Mistress says: “ Are you done already?!” His wife says: “ I think the ceiling needs painting” — A man came home from work to find his blonde wife painting the spare bedroom she wants to use as her home gym. The husband asked her what she was doing and she told him her plan. He then asked, “Why are you wearing your ski parka over your fur coat?” The blonde wife picked up the can of paint and pointed to the instructions and read this to him, “For best results use two coats.” — What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked? A seatbelt.

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