DIARY OF THE STAGGSTER - parody on Wade's earlier post :o)
Wade, work with me on this one, your post has some great stuff in it!
Well, I got up at 6 AM PST, and had to look at Stagger's ungodly chicks. I asked my girlfriend, whats in the fridge, mind if I rummage? I clicked on my hairnet, picked up the nutscoop 3.whatever, got myself a McPlug, and sat through some Stone Temple Pilot with constipation. I shored up my Hanes (BVD's are in the wash), ate some gran-AOLa (non-instant), then tried to open up a can of grog. @$#^%$^&# I couldn't Jack the White top off for peter. So with my duff friends and family asking "what's your problem?", i drilled, counted, got to $26 3/4 and said "go to hell Todd for buying my shares at $26". I doubled back to lucky Staggsters Bar, behind the cover of my behind, and licked the wounds on my behind and underbrush. Great, what a long day, I guess I deserved it ........
Oh man Oh man, I still can't believe he ate the whole thing!
Regards, JB
P.S. No offense intended, it's just one of those thing :o) |
