A guy traveling through the prairies of the USA stopped at a
small town and went to the local cafe. He sat at the end of
the counter, ordered a Coke, and lit up a cigar.
As he sipped his drink, he was quietly blowing smoke rings.
After he blew nine or ten smoke rings into the air, an angry
American Indian stomped up to him and said, "One more remark
like that and I'll bust you in the chops!”
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Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a 10 note. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the 10 note and stuck it to his bum cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a 20 note. She called the guy back, licks the 20 note, and sticks it to his other bum cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a 50 note and calls the guy over, and licks the 50 note. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his bum cheeks again. My relief was short-lived.
Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me. Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the 50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do?
The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his bum, grabbed the eighty dollars and left! |
