I've heard that U2 has never paid legal any legal fees
Their lawyers all work pro-Bono.
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What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?
Jesus doesn't think that he's Bono.
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Is a lawyer, that works for the porn industry at no charge, working pro boner?
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What do you call a sad dog ?
A Melan Collie.--
What do you call a sadder dog ?
A Chi Waah Waah.
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A woman has an affair and cheats on her husband after years of a happy marriage.
Realizing her mistake, she begins praying:
“Lord, I know what I did was wrong… but my marriage is the one thing that brings me purpose and joy. Please don’t let my husband find out.”
Suddenly, a voice from above replies, “Okay, my child. I will spare your marriage — but on one condition: years from now, you will die by drowning.”
She hesitates, then says, “Alright, Lord… if it means he’ll never know, so be it.”
Life goes on. Her business flourishes, her marriage stays strong, and she enjoys years of comfort — all while forgetting her promise… and continuing to cheat many times over.
One day, she books herself a vacation on a cruise ship. A few days into the trip, a loud BOOM shakes the ship, and it begins to sink.
Panicked, she suddenly remembers her deal with God and cries out, “Lord! You’re not going to drown an entire cruise ship full of people because of me… right?”
She hears the familiar voice again: “Are you kidding me? I’ve been working on gathering all you cheaters on this one boat for YEARS!”
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A farmer goes to the market to sell his horse for $2000, and a man buys it from him.
The farmer says he'll deliver it to to man in 1 week's time, but halfway through the week the horse dies.
The farmer offers to refund the man's money, but the man chooses to buy it anyway.
The next week the farmer sees and asks the man what he did with the dead horse.
The man says 'Oh I held a lucky draw, $50 for a chance to win a horse. 100 people entered, and I collected $5000.
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