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From: Tomato	12/19/2025 12:29:51 PM
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It's the first day of the parapsychology class. The professor asks, "How many of you believe in ghosts?" All of the hands go up. "And how many of you have ever seen a ghost?" About 90% of the hands go up. "And how many of you have ever touched a ghost?" About 20% of the hands go up. "And how many of you have ever had sex with a ghost?" One hand in the back goes up. "Really!" says the professor. "I've been teaching this class for 15 years, and nobody has ever raised their hand to that question. Sir, could you please stand up and tell the class what it was like to have sex with a ghost?" goodwuns stands up and says, "I'm terribly sorry. I thought you said 'a goat.’" — A naked woman was arrested for stealing a bicycle and riding away on it. Police impounded the bicycle, but worry the evidence is tainted. — I went for a routine exam and the doctor stuck his finger up my butt. Do you think it's time for me to get a new dentist?

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