| | | Classic: Trump Has Delta Force Operators Tell Maduro ‘You’re Fired’
World · Jan 3, 2026 · BabylonBee.com
CARACAS — In a classic Trump move, the President ordered the Delta Force operators who captured Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro to say "You're fired" upon deposing him.
The entire Situation Room reportedly broke out in cheers as cameras showed Delta Force soldiers pointing at Maduro and saying Trump's iconic Apprentice catchphrase.
"Oh man, their delivery was so perfect," said Secretary of War Pete Hegseth, high-fiving Trump. "The look on his face! Maduro's all shook up, thinking he's about to die, then they just say 'you're fired.' Goodness, I can't stop laughing."
According to sources, Trump has had the Delta Force team practicing his old catchphrase while also running drills to prepare for the extraction. "Trump wanted absolute perfection. We must have run the drill with the catchphrase a thousand times," said a Delta Force team member, on condition of anonymity. "You had to get the pointing just right, the intonation. It was all worth it though, in the end."
At publishing time, NBC had announced a reboot of The Apprentice where Trump would personally deliver his old catchphrase to newly deposed foreign dictators. |
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