Tenchu's Thoughts: You Own This Shit Now, MAGA
Your Dear Leader ordered Peacock Pete to initiate a coup d'etat on a sovereign nation.
Mission Accomplished, right?
Now comes the hard part. How are you going to rebuild a nation that has been ravaged by Chavismo?
After all, an estimated 81% of Venezuelan households live in poverty, and 50% of Venezuelan households live in extreme poverty:
Percentage of households in poverty and extreme poverty in Venezuela from 2002 to 2023 (Statista)
Venezuela's population is 30M, so that's approximately 24M poor people that you just took ownership of.
All for what? Free oil? Give me a fuckin' break. Gas was supposed to be free after we took Iraq's oil, AMIRITE? That never happened. What makes you think we're now going to get rich off of Venezuela's oil?
Stopping the drug trade? Bullshit. Trump already pardoned the former Honduran president, Juan Hernandez, and he was one of the biggest traffickers of cocaine into America. Trump doesn't give a shit about the flow of drugs.
Stopping nArCoTeRrOrIsM? Yeah right. Did this nArCoTeRrOrIsM bring down any skyscrapers lately? Are they smuggling in any WMD into America and killing people by the dozens, hundreds, or thousands? Do they even want to?
This war of choice is for one thing and one thing only: Trump's damned ego.
So now it's up to YOU guys to rebuild the nation of Venezuela.
YOU need to convince the Venezuelan military to serve your Dear Leader and whatever puppet regime he wants to install there.
YOU need to provide said puppet regime with the resources to turn the nation around, including billions of dollars, boots on the ground, and security guarantees for our interests there. You can't convince Chevron or ExxonMobil to rebuild oil infrastructure there if the country remains politically unstable.
YOU need to lift 24M Venezuelans out of poverty. YOU need to establish an economy there, one that can be funded by oil profits that won't be coming for several years because of the lead time necessary to rebuild said oil infrastructure.
YOU need to have a plan and stick to it. Said plan should have contingencies for when things go wrong, and they inevitably will. History is full of conquering nations (including America) with better postwar plans than what your Dear Leader has right now. Many of them have failed (including America). What makes you think Dear Leader Trump will succeed when more competent warmongers have failed in the past?
Most importantly, YOU need to take responsibility for fixing what you broke. I don't care if it was already broken in the first place. The late Colin Powell called it the Pottery Barn Rule. YOU break it, YOU fix it.
And I want YOU guys to pay for it. Pay with your money. Pay with your time. Pay with your lives.
Don't ask ME to pay for any of this shit. I didn't vote for it, and I'm not obligated to support an illegal war. My loyalty remains with the Constitution. Not some Orange dementia patient who wants both his own sPeCiAl mIlItArY oPeRaTiOn and a "Noble" Peace Prize at the same time.
This is YOUR mess now. You own it. You fix it. Good luck trying to lift 24M Venezuelans out of poverty when you can't even lift an estimated 38M Americans out of poverty.
One more thing. This shit is REAL. It's not going to be fixed with a bunch of tweets, or false pretenses, or your typical firehose of lies. It's not going to be fixed by liking and subscribing to your favorite Algorithm-driven content creators. And it's not going to be fixed by applying Trump bumper stickers, or carrying around non-existent golden Trump phones, or building monuments to Trump's "greatness."
It's only going to be fixed when you either take FULL responsibility, or you come to your senses and realize that you are biting off much more than you can chew.
Good luck. You're gonna need it.
Tenchusatsu |
