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From: Tomato

1/22/2026 4:30:58 PM

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A guy opens up a bakery specializing in pies.

He calls it Fool’s Gold Bakery.

The slogan is “We do Pyrite.”

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Van Gogh Family:

Obnoxious brother - Please Gogh

Prune eating brother - Gotta Gogh

Dizzy aunt - Verty Gogh

Magician/Raper brother - Wherediddy Gogh

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I recently did some stand-up comedy in a pub, My mate asked me how it went.

"Brilliant," I replied, "It was better than sex.”

He laughed and said, "Is it because you actually heard a few groans?"

"No," I replied with a smile, "I lasted two minutes.”

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