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From: Tomato1/25/2026 12:59:04 PM
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Celine Dion has come out in support of farmers

by removing all the consonants from her name.

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I got a job making plastic Draculas.

There are only two of us working there, so I have to make every second count!

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What do you call someone with both Type 1 and Type 2 Diabetes

Ambidextrose.

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