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From: Tomato1/28/2026 2:28:30 PM
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A man goes walking in the forest when he crosses paths with a woods witch.

"Would you like some mushrooms?" she coos, batting her eyelashes as she opens her bag, "I picked them myself just this morning."

As he peeks into the satchel, the man notices the mushrooms tumbling free--no bags, no boxes, just mushrooms rolling about all willy-nilly.

"No thank you," he says firmly, "Mother told me never to trust a woman with such loose morels."
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