[Zombie 3, Zombie 3.]
[Zombie 3, Zombie 3.]
[Yipes! Hey buddy! Izzat you? I thought you were fried, Gomer!]
[Surfer, I got awy. This place id awful its a bigplace there are a lot of little houses not just the party she was doing mean things to me she tied mme up and she kept drooling shes real fat and she has red eyes and green stuff on her teeth and these socks that only goup to her kness and I go t relly scared the Plymouth woman satrted typing on her computer and I got looseand I got out over. No wi dont no whtat to do. I got my piece and everyting. Over.]
[Zombie 5, are you in danger of being recaptured? Over.]
[I don't think so. I'm in the kitchen. I'm behind the big oven. She doesn't know how to cook, I herd her ordering some iguana sweet-n-sour over.]
[Zombie 5, copy that, Gomer, do you have your field pack? Over.]
[Zombie 3, yes surfer she left it right by the door she said she wasnt interested in it only my parts. I grabbed it on the way out. Surfer it was horribel she started to]
[Hey, buddy, don't get all worked up, OK? You're almost home free, keep your mind on the mission. Over.]
[Zombie 3 ok sufer what do you think I sould do now. Over]
[Zombie 5, OK, you have your field pack. Open it up and tell me exactly what you still have. Over.]
[Zombie 3, OK Surfer. I have my piece and 8 clips. Kit, mess, field. Bag, sleeping. 1 box, matches, waterproof. 1 fuse, proximity. 1 package, C4. Shorts, boxer. Shorts, brief. Shirt, hawaiian. 1 can, beef, corned. 1 box, ding, rings. Socks, ordinary. 1 shovel, collapswable. 1 bag, tos, chee. That one looks like the ants got in it there all dead buut it doesnt look very good im thowoing it away. 1 bar, rope, soap on a. 1 brush, tooth. 1 tube, paste, tooth. 1 box, picks, tooth. 1 hat, chefs. 1 package, gum, nicotine. 1 clock, wind u p desn't keep good time. 1 bottle, tequila, cheap. 1 line, fishing. 12 hooks, fishing. 1 checker, spell. 1 font, serif. 1 site, porn, bookmarked under a different name.]
[OK, hold it buddy. That's good. OK, Gomer, you remember the drill. Here's what I want you to do. Put on the chef's hat.]
[Zombie 3, OK Surfer, I have it on. I'm a little bit scared. Over.]
[Roger Zombie 5. Do you see the cook making her sweet-n-sour?]
[Zombie 3, roger that. Over.]
[OK, Zombie 5, casually walk over and put the tequila next to her order. Now put the nicotine gum and the chee-tos in the sweet-n-sour sauce. Over.]
[OK, immean roger zombie 3 I did that ok the kid just took the order out hee hee nobody saw me this id funny I hope I dont satrt laughing. Over.]
[Roger copy bracket that Zombie 5. OK, now wait, wait, wait.....what do you hear? Over.]
[She's puking surfer. She's hurling tequila and chunks of iguana and chee-tos. She sounds really sick, Surfer. Over.]
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