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To: greenspirit who wrote (49136)3/2/1998 10:00:00 AM
From: Larry Loeb  Read Replies (1) of 186894
 
All,

From this morning's San Jose Mercury News Talk is Cheap column (by Chris Nolan)

mercurycenter.com

Top 10 Signs You Work for Intel:

10. You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways
to improve their manufacturing process.

9. You get all excited when it's Saturday so you can wear sweats
to work.

8. You refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as
''deliverables.''

7. You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do
for a living.

6. You typically eat out of vending machines as well as at the
most expensive restaurant in town within the same week.

5. You think that ''progressing an action plan'' and ''calendarizing
a project'' are acceptable English phrases.

4. You know the people at airport hotels better than your
next-door neighbors.

3. You ask your friends to ''think out of the box'' when making
Friday night plans.

2. You think Einstein would have been more effective had he put
his ideas into a matrix.

And, the No. 1 sign you work at Intel:

1. You think a ''half-day'' means leaving at 5 o'clock.

Larry
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