Another Fair Tale...
In the deep, black forest, surrounded by the Wall and the Street,
the evil power-salesman Anti-buy, living in Buenos Aires in the hills
and his loyal Floodeling, erring but no earring, boring and a boar,
were looking at a tree with deep roots.
"I think we can turn that tree into a lot of paper" said A.
"And then turn the paper into money" said F.
"We will just spread a rumour that by looking at a branch,
we can tell what's buried beneath the roots."
"Great! We will also remind people that BS can be converted
into a lot of gas!"
"Let's create a market for were-wolf masks, that ought to be popular
with all these horror movies being produced nowadays".
" But then we need to catch a lot of wolves. They are hard to find."
" We will be catch them with an inter-net".
Said and done, they scoured the forest for wolves and foxes.
Then they registered the Were-Wolf Technology Inc and issued
200 million shares for each wolf.
This period was a great time for all rodents as most of their natural
enemies were eliminated and consequently this era is known in
the forest history as:
"The Were-Tech's Hare Peace!"
Anti-buy had learned to deal with paper while working with the
Three Bears Turns so he beats some poor, innocent trees into pulp and
makes a lot of blank papers. Then his teim-mate Floodeling prints the papers with
fancy letters and many zeroes. He has some problems with differentiating
between millions and billions but , as he usually explains,
" I am suffering from lysdexia".
Then the work will start in Earnest. Now Anti-buy will start spreading
the papers to all the grass roots , Earnestly, not honestly.
" Hey, wait a SEC! Not too fast, they are checking Names,
let's Try Don instead!"
"Not Don, ..Doe.. John Doe I - XV , might as well get the full teim!"
" $200k times 15 that makes ... that makes... wait I have to use my
suing machine... that makes it worthwhile, 3 with 6 zeroes, almost
a million!"
"Now we have a new, slick business idea!
Let's ReJoyce, give me a Miller Light, let's start playing Suedo!"
Then they did not live happily ever after:
The suers ended up in the sewers! |
