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Pastimes : Don't Ask Rambi
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To: epicure who wrote (8429)3/3/1998 2:49:00 PM
From: Jacques Chitte  Read Replies (1) of 71178
 
He'd heard somebody approach him from behind, and by the expression and eye movements of Viagra or something... he knew what was coming and from where. The hardest part was making that thwacking sound really convincing. Come to think of it, riding gravity's rainbow all the way down to the miserably-kept chickencrap parquet floor took a bit of self control. Now he played possum while he waited for The Moment.
Eeemelda grabbed his ankles and began to drag him backwards across the floor. From his vantage, Bub could crack an eye open and follow her powerful swarthy legs all the way up. She shaved! Sport later. He waited for the perfect moment - then his arm snaked out and plucked his beloved Casull from the hand of the slack-jawed blonde.
Bub twisted his ankles free of the enraged Eemelda's grasp, executed a power flip and landed on his feet. He trained the long barrel of his piece between her eyes and said "C'mon now. No fair fightin dirty lahk that." He escorted her back to the bathroom, where he firmly tied her hands to the gilded shower head, then taped a washcloth into her mouth - carefully avoiding those reptilian teeth.
Eemelda was overcome by a mixture of rage and lust. This was remarkably like the bondage games she played with Juan's broad-shouldered gardener when the little wart in uniform was whooping it up in Medell¡n. Except that this Bub wasn't following through! Totally frustrated, she screamed her worst curses at Bub. Due to the unfortunate placement of her new, industrial-strength gag, all he heard was "Meengpth!".
Bub found a beret in the hallway - just his size - and tipped it toward the speechless blonde as he made his way out into the courtyard between the house and the chicken compound.
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