BOB,
Live and learn...Learn?...Learning...Well, you are in good Company, now that Scotty
has vacated the thread. Don't Mindscape me, however. I'm not an insider, and I know
nuthin 'bout nuthin. [wink wink wink]
Deja vu, anyone? I think I'm clairvoyant!
Message 3592254
***********************AN IDEA!!!*************************
I think I should just scratch all the posts I've made since Scott never took me seriously,
and try to make a better first impression!! Hmmm...
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Hello All,
I head the company that developed Duchess Numb Nuts 3D, which most of you know will be published by a company that published Duchess Numb Nuts. This company will
also publish Numb Nuts Forever, coming within a year (hopefully! -- game
development is by no means a predictable endeavor) and Preytell! More Numb Nuts,
two games we and they expect to be giant hits.
I've joined with a temporary 2-week membership (I have no intention of paying to
have it continued) to try to clear up much of the rampant misinformation I've seen run
through here over the past few months but more importantly, I really need to have an
outlet for my inferiority complex. By making myself bigger feel really important, I might
just believe it someday even if you won't.
I can only post three messages a day, but I will be sure to insult as many people as
possible per post, as well as to boast shamelessly about my dubious accomplishments.
I've asked for a comp account, just like I ask for a free lunch at Mickey D's whenever
I go there, but the nice people here as SI, just like Ronald McDonald, don't think my
contribution here is worth a free account, even though *you* have nothing to gain by
being here--it's there...or is that, "their"??...paying customer (you stud muffins and
babes) that will benefit. Perhaps a little pressure from their customers from my
disgustingly smelly public finger will help them see the error of their ways. [Bend over
Brad & Jeff, and reeeelaaaaax...this won't hurt a bit!]
I will not answer private email--only messages here. Right now anyway. Soon, I will
answer private emails, but I won't tell you that now, because I want you to incite as
many hostilities as possible in my short time here on the thread prior to reading anything
that isn't posted here. Then, I will somehow find the time amidst my very busy schedule
to write to any and all who require my expert input on the industry. There will be a
price, though as I will not spend my own dime on anything; you must tell me how
wonderful and how great I am and how misguided this thread is if you want me to reply
to your message. Deal???
I also know a lot about the prospects of other games, like ForReal, plus I'm a board
member of the League of Professional Gamers who Gather and Develop Board
Members. I just impress myself so much sometimes, that I felt obligated to impress you
as well. Are you impressed yet?? If not, there is plenty more to come, including my
own version of the Ten Commandments. (MOVE OVER GOD...here comes
G.O.D.!!)
Of course, I will not be able to reveal any info which may be considered "inside." But I
will mention it frequently, bait you with it, and then insult you by saying that you do not
understand what it is, and if you did, you'd see that it is insider information, which is
info from the inside, but not inside information which is in the inside as opposed to
being from the inside, and that there is a big difference, and you should MAKE NO
MISTAKE because when it's inside information, you will know, because I will tell you
to MAKE NO MISTAKE that THIS is INSIDE INFORMATION at its finest, and
when it isn't, you won't, and then you will be on the outside, which is too bad, because
I'm on the inside, with insider information, and you are wanting that insider information,
which I might give you, if it's not inside information...blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Jack (jack@techstocks.com) is the person to pester to get me a free membership if
you all think my continued input will be helpful. I like it when other people do my
whining for me. I also wish that clown at McDonald's would give me a free bag of
those McDonaldland Cookies, but I am always somehow disappointed. Of course, I
do not need a shrink, but all of you do. AND WOULD YOU ALL STOP
FOLLOWING ME AND OBSESSING ABOUT ME, BECAUSE IT IS REALLY
BOTHERING ME. Thanks. [Hey, who said that?? Was that G.O.D. talking to me
again???]
My prediction is that there will be stocks that will be going up this year, some reaching
at least the 12's, and 18 months from now over 15. I'm not a stock advisor, but I am a
bigshot, and no one should take my prediction as advice, but I can make this
prediction based on the strong games I know are coming out, including our own titles,
because I have lots of options that aren't even worth what's on the end of my public
finger right about now and I NEED YOUR HELP IF I AM EVER GOING TO
KEEP FROM LOSING MY &*^%$#@!@* SHIRT IN THIS DEAL. I'm sure
some company somewhere owns a lot of stock at a blended rate of $11, somewhere,
and I'm not worried in the least about it's current down turn, because if I told you how
worried I was, you'd want to see the big messy spot on my pants from when I first
realized that I was going to lose my &*^%$#@!@* shirt in this deal. I should've kept
my public finger in there like I usually do, but I had to use my hands to get my foot into
my mouth, because I'm not quite that talented nor limber, though I am really sexy and
don't I know it, 'cause you all WANT me, and you will start posting here to me and me
alone because you WANT ME, DON'T YOU, JUST ADMIT IT. EVERYONE
WANTS ME.
V.
Partner
Apologees Software, UN-LTD.
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