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To: Electric who wrote (36177)	3/6/1998 2:14:00 PM
From: Patrick Slevin	Read Replies (4) of 58727

I have come to the unassailable conclusion that the market shall not come back down in our lifetime, that all bear markets shall be allowed to only last for one day. In dealing with this, I have decided to purchase a shoe shine kit and set up shop on the corner of Wall and Broad. I shall wait there for the day when Warren Buffet comes by and while shining his shoes I shall give him a series of stock tips. I shall then immediately sell 100 S&P contracts short. After the ensuing multi-thousand point decline, Warren will be revered as the man who took billions out of the market just before the selloff because a shoe shine boy gave him advice on the market. Meanwhile, I shall be picking out which island in the South Pacific to buy. So whaddya think, is that a plan or whut?

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