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To: Bald Eagle who wrote (160)	3/9/1998 8:43:00 PM
From: Vanni Resta	Read Replies (1) of 2733

Proof that Elvis and Jesus were one and the same. Read the following facts and become a believer. Jesus said "Love thy neighbor." Elvis said "Don't be cruel." Jesus was resurrected. Elvis had the '68 "comeback" special. Jesus wore a crown of thorns. Elvis wore a Royal Crown hair style. "(Jesus) was like lightning, and his raiment white as snow." (Matthew 28:3) Elvis wore snow white jumpsuits with lightning bolts. Jesus lived in a state of grace near a Near Eastern land. Elvis lived in Graceland in a nearly eastern state. Jesus said "If any man has thirst, let him come to me and drink." (John 7:37) Elvis said "Drinks on me!" (Jailhouse Rock, 1957) Jesus is often depicted in pictures with a halo that looks like a gold plate. Elvis' face is often depicted on a plate with a gold trim and sold through TV. Jesus was part of the Trinity. Elvis' first band was a trio. Jesus is the Lord's shepherd. Elvis dated Cybill Shepherd. Jesus walked on water. (Matthew 14:25) Elvis surfed. (Blue Hawaii, 1965) Happy Investing! Vanni

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