Dr. Little,
<<And here's a little tidbit for Rachel, just to see if she's here -- the deep, deep rumor about Viagra is that although its pending approval is for male erectile dysfunction, it also works for women, because it stimulates blood flow in the pelvic region.>>
Are you insinuating, dear, that I suffer from some sort of...a hem... problem?!?! GASP! For shame. Rachel does not need any medications THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I am totally insulted! NEVER HAS RACHEL BEEN SO INSULTED!! (BTW, Rachel got the pun. Bet you didn't realize you had written one, or did you?)
I will never forgive you.
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Unless you have lots of money.
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And want to spend it on moi.
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In that case, I might accept a sincere public and private <gggg> apology, and allow you to take me out to dinner - an all-you-can-eat buffet will do nicely. Then, if you're feelin' really lucky, I might just take you home for a nightcap after the Sexaholics Anonymous meeting that we will attend. Provided that you personally have no need for Viagra, of course. ;)
I am waiting for an apology...Do you hear my long, red fingernails tapping on the monitor? Waiting...she's waiting.....
xoxoxo,
Rachel Goldbergsteinowitzski
(I use my full name when I'm angry!) |
