Scoot,
In response to the following comment made to you by Jim Fisher:
<<Scott Miller: You are the first individual in software publishing that would publicly admit stealing the use of software in violation of its' license extended to you.>>
You replied:
<<What are you talking about!?>>
Once again, it's V., at your service, SIR!
Please allow me to mediate this obvious breach in communication! I am always glad to help out whenever possible...and I'll even do it on my own dime.
Let me start with this:
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DUH!!
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Jim Fisher appears to be pointing out the simple fact that you acknowledge that your trial period on SI is over, but yet you continue to use their service for free, with full knowledge that it is time to **PAY UP** or **GET LOST**!!
Have I clarified that well enough for you to understand? :)
Mr. Fisher also commented:
<<So you don't mind the illegal copies of Duke that earned you zero royalties?>>
To which you replied:
<<This is out of my control, so I don't worry about it.>>
Well, I don't know, Scott. Seems like nothing ought to be out of the control of a big shot gamin' developer like yourself! I know, "Don't worry...be happy!", but hey, I think you need to mobilize your public finger and just get right out there in the streets if necessary, running down all those law-breaking good-for-nothings who are taking advantage of respectable companies such as GTIS and their partners in crime...errrr...business, and LET 'EM HAVE IT!! You go, boy!!!
[Scene 1: Enter Scott Miller, looks to the left and to the right, spies the enemy, and, removing his hand from his trench coat, he springs into action...]
Take that! [Scott shakes his nasty public finger in the face of a pimply-faced 16 year old boy in possession of an illegal copy of Duke and BLAM - NO MORE KID, NO MORE ILLEGALLY COPIED DUKE!] And how 'bout this? [Scott uses his putrid weapon yet again to smear his nastiness upon an elderly lady's bifocals as she hacks quietly in a nursing home on yet another illegal copy of Duke and BOOM - NO MORE WHITE HAIRED OLD LADY, NO MORE ILLEGALLY COPIED DUKE!] And so on, and so forth... (Do I have to paint a picture, or are you with me on this so far??)
Enough of this fooling around, Scott. Because I care so much, I will leave you with some quotes to ponder as I want to assist you in your personal growth and attempts at self-actualization:
Morality:
"Not only to do right but to discover what is right.
-Eric Bentley
Truth:
"The aim of the superior man."
-Confucius
Honesty:
"The ability to resist small temptations."
-John Ciardi
Scott's Nasty Public Finger:
"That disgusting and malodorous phalange of a particular member of the species Homo habilus having the power to spread pestilence and destruction upon mankind as we know it through not only its very existence, but by the mere mention of its essence."
-Victoria Karas
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Scott, I would say that you owe the Dryer Duo a check for $125 out of your GTIS royalties right about now, don'tcha think?? :)
And hey, don't bother to thank me, I know that you very much appreciate me and my efforts to assist you in the transformation from boy to man.
Giving a Valiant Effort & Lotsa Smooches Yet Again,
Your V.
Apologees Software, UN-LTD
www.3Ddelusions.com
P.S.
This might be too big a job for Duke Nukem, or even for Duchess Numb Nuts. However, I will not give up! I will persevere! Arriba! Adelante!! YeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaa!!! |
