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Technology Stocks : Ascend Communications (ASND)

ASND 208.98

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Dec 26 9:30 AM EST

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To: Gary Korn who wrote (38738)	3/11/1998 12:25:00 AM
From: Jan Crawley	Read Replies (1) of 61433

Gary, Take a break from Asnd. Hope you enjoy the following: You know you're in Arizona when...... You notice your car overheating before you drive it... You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water... You see more irrigation water on the street than there is in the Salt River... You know that a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink... You can say 115 degrees without fainting.... You can be in the snow, then drove for an hour and it will be over 100 degrees... You have to go to a fake beach for some fake waves.... You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car... You can make sun tea instantly... You run your air conditioner in the middle of winter so you can use your fireplace... You notice that the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance... You realize that Valley Fever isn't a disco dance.... Hotter water comes from the cold water tap than the hot one... It's noon in July, Kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is moving on the streets.... Sunscreen is sold year round, kept at the front of the checkout counter... A formula less than 30 SPF is a joke and you only wear that to go to the corner store.... You realize that asphaet has a liquid state Even Texans act impressed by the heat, and can't think f anyplace hotter....

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