Cheer up, Pete, t'aint the end of the world or
nothin'. How about a joke?:
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when
an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman entered. She
was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from
her. The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare and walked
directly toward him. Before he could offer his apologies for being so
rude, the young woman said to him, "I'll do anything, absolutely
anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100
on one condition." Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition
was. The young woman smiled and replied, "You have to tell me to
what you want me to do in just three words." The man considered
her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet and counted out
five $20 bills, which he pressed slowly into the young woman's hand.
He looked into her beautiful eyes and slowly, meaningfully said,
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"Paint my house." |
