Reb,
It is I, Humble Habib... who am I to argue with such perfection of thought and consistency of honest expression. No doubt this rarity has come about from viewing various recent grotesqueries in photographic form on this thread. Perhaps it would be best to book profits with the Boiler Room Discount Brokerage and search out this Ultimate Wanker. I believe they post in the form of 'pustulations' on the market - such as 'since it has been up, now it must go down' and 'since it has been down, it must go down further.' You might search The Crepitators' Thread, or look up The Hindsight Review to begin with...
It is my experience that none of the pirates I know, like JC Wiggy, DSGumby, Lee the Hick, King Druss, Tackicrab, nor even his chessness, Mitchie, would bear any resemblance to that description.
If nothing else works I recommend residing in a cardboard box with plenty of TBird for company - it helps keep the mind pure.
(Humble Habib has taken a train somewhere.. it is I, Mr.Manners, who is writing this at his dictation. Might I say that he is truly humble and a great person? May I tell you master that you are the one and only? And what a pleasure it is to be your footstool? Your flatuence is the scent of pleasure upon the evening. And now that I have done so, Humble suggests you look to the one known as The Chicken, or TLT, Tastes Like Tuna, if your desire to maim is pure)
Mr.Manners, for Humble Habib |