Stan, All
Since management hasn't given us any straight answers (or any answers at all really ) I've decided to have a little (just for fun) contest here while we're waiting here in limbo called:
The- "Make Up Your Own CCEE Questions To Answers We Already Have That Might As Well Be Answers From The Answers We Never Get From CCC Anyway!"
The only rule is the question you make up must be about Computer Concepts, management, CCEE, our thread and the surrounding circumstances. In other words, anything.
The below 20 answers came to me though a friend who is a local film producer. They are actually actual English subtitles from Hong Kong-made films. However, it's kind of uncanny how they could apply to our experience and circumstances. Maybe it's karma dude. Anyway...
Read them now, and then I'll do the first one as an example.
1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
3. Gun wounds again?
4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
5. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
6. Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
7. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
9. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.
11. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
12. You daring lousy guy.
13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!
14. I have been scared sh*tless too much lately.
15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
18. I'll someday see if you can apply your foot to his butt.
19. It's haywire people like you that make this a rainy planet.
20. How can you use my intestines as a gift?
Heh heh.
Ok I'll do the first one:
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Answer #4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
Question: What is the primary editing directive from management for CCC press releases in the past year?
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Ok???
Winner gets the right to fly to Bohemia at their own expense and actually see repriced .01 options on paper. Touching not allowed.
Remember to state the answer first and then your own CCC related question. We need some humor here. I know I do since I increased my position yesterday.
George
PS...I'm smiling already Stan...
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