The Prayer of Saint Jane
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For White Christians Only
Thanks for the image Barney
Saint Jane was depressed. Prayer, which in her mind was like picking up litter, just wasn't working. It seemed to be getting more and more difficult to get people to listen to her admonishments against, black people, homosexuals and other people that God had thoughtlessly littered her world with. Moving to an upscale neighborhood hadn't gotten rid of the black people and gay people seemed to be everywhere.
Lord
Make me an instrument, a blunt axe would work well.
Where there is joy, give me buckets,
Where there are black people, make me white and right
Where there are gay people, set up gallows.
Teach me the right phrases to seem pious.
Let other's find comfort in my hate.
At this point in time Saint Jane begins hacking at the Body, with great strokes she cleaves away at any part which she finds offensive. This is done with great gusto while singing Onward Christian Soldiers.
Afterwards she will pray (pick up the litter) and with a great sense of self satisfaction go and find other things to dislike. In Saint Jane's favour is the fact that she treats her slaves well, as instructed in the <Put Holy Book Here> |
