Heeeeeeeeees baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!
Mr. Pink stepped off His private jet to thousands of well wishers at Tererboro Airport in New Jersey. Mr. Pink, face hidden behind sunglasses and flanked by secret service agents was met by fans crying with joy upon His return.
The crowd was standing, waving hands in the air and had been singing such favorites as
"All we are saying is give Pink a chance..."
Then when Pink's G4 landed and He appeared as he exited the plane the crowd broke in to a new song, waving yellow police tape in the air they sang the new smash hit, sung to the Tony Orlando tune,
"Tie a yellow ribbon cross the Actrade door
Crims inside
faces on the floor
Rice and Spazz are going for a long, long ride"
Mr. Pink rose his hand and the exhuberant crowd turned silent.
Mr. pink proclaimed, "He is happy to be back in this country.
There is much He can not tell you at this time. Unfortunately, Mr. Pink's operatives have uncovered more critical information that will be revealed in due course.
"Mr. Pink shall continue to set the agenda for ACRT, but for now, let you and He focus on the positive.
"Let Him say simply that He loves you and wishes you all the best.
Mr. pink, flanked by body guards crossed the tarmak to His private helicopter and was wisked away to a yacht situated in an undisclosed location in the Atlantic.
The crowd waived goodbye, fists of yellow police tape in hand.
God Bless You,
Mr. Pink |
