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Microcap & Penny Stocks : RMIL for extraordinary people

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To: Dead Columbo who wrote (2)3/15/1998 3:27:00 AM
From: The Duke of URLĀ©   of 30
 
COUNCIL OF POSTING AUTHORITY
RMILFEP

The council of posting authority has reviewed in detail your application herein. We regret to inform you that the criteria for the classification that most closely coincides with your request, to wit, "people who don't own stock" refers to "people" and the world people is intended to contemplate "live" people. Unfortunately, and sadly we must inform you that the concept of dead people is oxymoronic, dead people are corpses, an instantaneous reclassification upon attaining the status of being dead.

We have review in great detail, the information contained in your application and find it to be, in all sincerity, of the highest merit.

With this in mind, should you choose to again make application under the category of "nutball", be assured that the committee will give you every consideration. You will definitely receive a favorable vote from the undersigned.

We wish you the best of luck in your future "undertakings".

Duke O. Url,
Secretary to the Committee (Sua Spontanae)

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