Dear Mr. Oscar Boni,
The Captain would like to thank you for your kind words. It is the Captain's intention to provide only solid, factual information which comes to him. He is not here to hype this stock or bash it. Rather he hopes to put things in the proper perspective. On that note, the Captain would like to comment on the long term prospectives and situation of the company. First, when the fact come to light, it will be clear to all that there are numerous people with large stakes in this company. You can bet that these people have a vested interest in seeing this company become successful. What does this mean to the long term stock price. You have imagine that these people don't want their stock worth less than a dollar, and by no means will it be at this level when they cash out. So, we can feel confident that these people will be doing their best to see this stock price at a reasonable level; a level where we will each have a chance to get at least our capital investment back. But we first have to see this stock trade again. If the company can come up with some solid news on the open, we may get lucky and catch the shorts with their pants down. Let's all hope and pray to mighty powers that be that such events will materialize. Although, don't be disappointed if the stock get hurt bad on the reopen. Time will tell folks as this saga unfolds.
Now onto a bit of humor. The Captain was just reading over his 300+$ phone bill from Sprint (and yes folks, a lot of those charges are from racking up calls investigating SEXI - so the Captain hopes you are thankful). Sprint rights on the back>
"Sprint is actively working toward solving our nation's solid waste problem. This invoice is printed on recycled paper made from 50 percent recycled material containing 10 percent post-consumer waste."
Does anything strike you as inappropriate wording. The Captain didn't know that one of Sprint's latest initiaves (beyond reselling SEXI equipment) was to "solve" our nation's solid waste problem. Come on Sprint. Your not "solving" the problem. You are being a responsible consumer though. If you really want to solve the problem, you can take the Captain's bill back and recycle it, and in the future forget about sending the Captain any of those ugly pieces of paper with those ugly numbers on it. If Sprint really wants to do justice to this piece of paper, with Sprint's permission, the Captain's more than willing to crumple it up, paste it onto the end of his boot and kick it 6 inches up Huttoe's ass. The Captain will even scribble a little note on it for Marty Meyerson and tell him to go get it. The Captain will aim for the cecum so you better get your gloves on Marty, the shit's getting deep. If you need help, maybe your buddy Shelley will give you a hand.
With his newely found SEXI 6mil in cash, maybe you two can outsource the job. The Captain can refer you to some industrial excavators. The first that comes to mind is "Stompleman Incarcerators" - oops, I meant Excavators.
Yours truly,
Captain Nutcracker |
