== Typical conversations between Matt & Russ ==
What's shaking Matt?
All four cheeks & a couple of chins.
What's new Matt?
Terrorists, Russ. They've taken over my stomach
they're demanding beer."
What'd you like Matt?
"A reason to live. Give me another beer. HNLY is not doing well.
What'll you have Matt?
Well, I'm in a gambling mood Russy. I'll take a
glass of whatever comes out of that tap."
Looks like beer, Matt.
Call me Mister Lucky.
Hey Matt, how's the world been treating you?
Like a baby treats a diaper. GO HNLY!
What's the story Matty?
The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut
to the happy ending."
Hey Mr. Matt, there's a cold one waiting
for you. I know, if Jane calls, I'm not here.
Beer, Matt?
Have I gotten that predictable? Good.
What's going on Matt?
A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert
beer here.'
Whatcha up to Matt?
My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall.
How's it going Mr. Matt?
Poor.
I'm sorry to hear that.
No, I mean pour.
How's life treating you Matt?
Like it caught me sleeping with its wife.
Women. Can't live with 'em... pass the beer nuts.
What's going down, Matt?
My butt cheeks on that bar stool.
Pour you a beer, Matty?
Alright, but stop me at one....make that
one-thirty. That's when I have to reply to that savy guy
Jeff O.
How's it going Matt?
It's a dog eat dog world, Russ & I'm wearing
Milk Bone underwear.
What's the story Matt?
Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets
another beer. Boy buys more HNLY. Boy hires comic and advisors
to respond to Harper and Jeff O.
What's going on Matt?
The question is what's going in Mr. Matt? A
beer please, Russy.
Can I pour you a beer Mr. Matt? A little
early isn't it, Russ?
For a beer?
No, for stupid questions.
Maybe some day we can be as wise as those other threadsters
Jeff O., Harper, and Angela. |
