Matty, YOU ARE JUST TOO MUCH! What a lovely writer you are and so astute! I am, like, totally impressed. However, there are a few misconceptions you have about me and I really, just really need to clear them up. First of all, I am a woman.
Secondly, no friend of mine was ever stupid enough to swallow a cat turd, although I talked Bobby Radbill into painting his yellow cocker spaniel with glossy black latex paint. Third, I never chased my sister around the cabin with a turkey leg, but when she stuck her tongue out at me through the hinged side of the closet door, I shut the door!
If she speaks slowly, the family can understand her. By the way, SHE was the one in Viet Nam, not me.
I would like to apologize to the people who think we have disrupted the thread, (sniff, sniff, blowing my nose on my sleeve.) Please forgive us. But, if somehow some of this energy could be transferred to HNYL, well, just think Toto, I don't think we'd be in Kansas anymore.
Fourth- the old lady's tits were in the coffee not the oatmeal.
Seriously Matt, you have a wonderful time in Philadelpha, safe trip, etc. And, when you get back, we need to have a serious chat about your taste in women!!!!
HarperLee (Wrote "To Kill A Mockingbird", won a Pulitzer, she's FEMALE)! Love ya, you were SWELL! ROFLMAO |
