Haaaa. You guys are SOOOO gullible. Haven't you ever seen Blazing Saddles?
Knowing exactly what to expect from you adolescent-brained, rebellious, wayward deviates, having returned too many times to condemned notices on the front door, picketing neighbors demanding immediate eviction, requests for bail from a couple of you, and worst of all, every bottle of my private reserve of Chardonnay consumed, I cleverly constructed a fake set before I left. You never even noticed! The Louis Quinze table you destroyed was made of cardboard. The walls were plywood ..Really, now weren't you a little surprised that those darts thrown by your drunken, stoned, feeble little arms actually imbedded anywhere besides jhild's leg? You could barely stand, and judging by the state of your clothes, you often didn't.
I thought the grass stains on your knees might give it away, but noooo-you just keeled over and never noticed that you were lying in the back yard--green carpet...oh brother. You know I have nothing but the finest hardwood floors.
well-excuse me-but I'm heading to my perfectly neat, clean, and untouched real cyberhome to admire my tan. Feel free to stay out here as long as you like, though if it rains, you may find it a bit damp without a roof. I can't believe someone didn't remark on the extremely high ceilings. |
