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Strategies & Market Trends : BFT: Will the tulip craze ever break down?
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To: Gordon A. Langston who wrote (120)3/20/1998 6:03:00 PM
From: dealmakr   Read Replies (3) of 650
 
News Flash

LAST BEAR FOUND DEAD OF FRUSTRATION

The lone surviving bear on the street was found dead today by 21year old fund manager Hy Flier. In his quarters located in the bowels of Wall Street. Hy stated that when he went to check on his old sage and mentor after not hearing from him for the last couple of months, he found a terrible sight. Written on the walls of the room in erratic scribbling were the same words over and over. Stocks do go down if they are overvalued. Shaking his head Hy could not believe that his old friend had not partaken of the new world order in investing. Stocks don't go down, they dip and rise. Back at his office for his fund Antigrav, Hy explained that when he started his old friend told him over time the stock market will reflect the stocks true value. Being just out of school, Hy knew that the things being taught would change the way investment worked. Well he will be missed, but like the dinosaurs, his time had come. The focus of investment of the 60 billion dollar Antigrav fund is your retirement IRA monies. Hy says that he has found great value in companies that specialize in treating erectile disfunction through excersise programs at fitness clubs and over the internet. When asked also what would happen if stocks didn't rebound on the temporary dips in the marketplace, Hy stated that the chances of that happening were too remote to even consider.

Taken from The Daily Market Rambler

Dave
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