Greetings All!!
Spent most of summer working out of town, up in the Minnesota lake country.
The past few months are notable for two events:
1. Flipped my boat at 70 MPH and underwent near death experience!
2. Held 2000 shares of IOMG long and underwent near death experience!
The boat was a relatively simple matter. After throwing large sums of money at said boat (in a worshipful and sacrificial manner), it is once again the terror of Bay Lake. As for the accident......well, being a race boat, it's not much different from a horse......if you walk behind it without patting it on the ass, every now and then it will kick you into the next county just to remind you that it is possible. Come to think of it, might just bear some similarities to IOMG as well!!
As for my Iomega, I held all my shares until earnings week. I had no intention of selling, but a group of Specialists and Market Makers conspired to deprive me of my God-given right to own Iomega and make a profit. Every time news came out "they" manipulated it so as to get MY shares. In fact, my sources tell me that "they" print IOMG shares, plant good news stories, sell the freshly minted shares to online idiots, and THEN manipulate the news to cause the same idiots to sell them the shares back cheaply.
Anyway, it appears I have been a garden variety idiot! I have long labored under the delusion that stock price reflected earnings, management, product, potential, etc. Instead, thanks to this thread, I finally understand the importance of Oliver Stone and the "grassy knoll"! What I don't understand is why NoProof and friends continue to play in this "100% rigged" market. If you take your ball and go home, at least you can no longer be manipulated by the great conspiracy. Is it masochism or could it be..........SATAN!!!???
Well, enough of this conspiracy talk. I just wanted to let you know that I am going to drive my new Jaguar XK8 (purchased with trading profits) down to the marina in St. Paul. There I will board my new yacht (went short on IOMG at 55.125 - covered at 12.875), the Conspiracy, and motor first to New Orleans and then to New York City. In New York, I will assume my newly purchased (with profits from my astounding trading skills) seat and become a MarketMaker for IOMG. And then, fools, I will light my cigars, paper my bathroom, and wipe my ass with the grubby dollar bills I steal from the idiot investors!!
Bob (used to be an idiot, but now I understand everything after my tour of the mother ship.....) Mundt
P.S. It just doesn't seem like Christmas without Chris Alexander dancing on my grave!!! |
