The following is only a story (gg).
After completing his 733,000th lap, the bat, Rhythm, hit a wall. The pain was so great! All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't help. Mr N. said, perhaps I can help. No relief. Opey tried to help, but he was so boring that Rhythm couldn't stay awake. Then a local fellow tried to help. But Rhythm was not into acupuncture. "Go away", he cried. Then a beautiful girl showed up and sent Rhythm's heart into a flutter. He had some gas and was so excited that he even had an infarction. Well, at this point he said, "I will pay 10 billion dollars to anyone that can make me stop hurting." Well, there were two brothers in the kingdom -- Fred and George Johnson. They were very smart. But a certain lady in town, who moonlighted as a stripper named "Galaxy", had an idea as well. She knew she wasn't welcome anywhere, however, so she secretly contacted a secret agent, NB1. He knew how to get the pain relief to Rhythm the bat, but he wanted 5 billion dollars for the job. Galaxy decided that she could make double this amount back by just selling the relief to Rhythm. So . . . ah, I don't have to tell the rest of the story.
I remain,
SOROS |
