SI
SI
discoversearch

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor.  We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community.  If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.
Pastimes : Let's Talk About Our Feelings!!!

 Public ReplyPrvt ReplyMark as Last ReadFilePrevious 10Next 10PreviousNext  
To: Zoltan! who wrote (19243)3/26/1998 9:51:00 AM
From: Graystone  Read Replies (3) of 108807
 
The Velveeta Advantage
or
Whaz Cheeze

The advantages to eating plastic have to be considered before relegating Velveeta to the toy box. Unlike plasticine velveeta can also be used as a type of sauce to disguise burnt food. Velveeta freezes rock solid, try that with your modelling clay. In a pinch a piece of velveeta can be rolled out into a rope and used to replace a broken fan belt. Velveeta can be used as purgative, simply take a large piece with water and wait. Only velveeta can be used as a substitute for wooden blocks. Velveeta comes in 3 flavours, bad, worse, and what is this stuff. Velveeta was originally developed by Colour Your World as a fireproof paint, they were the first company to realize that velveeta was edible. A worker realized velveeta could be eaten on an empty stomach and make a person feel like they had actually eaten something, previously only leather and celery had that notoriety. So, if you don't have a Vapona No Pest Strip, go get some velveeta, the most useful item ever sold in a hardware store.

We will be comparing Velveeta to Whaz Cheez, the liquid form of the same substance. Did you know Whaz Cheeze can be used as motor oil in a pinch.
Report TOU ViolationShare This Post
 Public ReplyPrvt ReplyMark as Last ReadFilePrevious 10Next 10PreviousNext