Well, X, if turning a girl into a lesbian is THAT hard, I am not sure I am going to be able to accomplish it at all!! You are right--if your daughter has always known an attractive and wealthy lesbian couple who are happy together and have wonderful lives, and she STILL doesn't get it, I am not sure what I could suggest. I hope that when she is a little older, you make sure she spends some weekends and vacations with them. That might do the trick, homosexuality up close and personal!!
A couple of other things come to mind, though--
I know all the lesbians wear Brut mens' cologne. Perhaps you could buy her a bottle, and get a head start on reprogramming her? We are all aware of the power of pheromones now, and how essential scent is in sexual attraction. If she learns to like the smell, I am sure she will, um, follow her nose to the nearest soft, beautiful and nubile partner when she becomes sexually mature, instead of chasing after those nasty men, men, men we found so sexy (what were we thinking of)?
Could you insist that she watch every single episode of Ellen? If that won't turn an impressionable young girl into a budding homosexual, I don't know what will!!!
Wishing you the best of luck!! |
