jhild: Regarding the initial scouting report on your telemarketing firm that I received from our Investor Relations department:
I have instructed them to strike all statements that could be misconstrued by the general investing public as possibly detrimental to the ongoing financial well being of our firm.
I have also instructed Alice, my personal secretary, to arrange for FBN to host a dinner in your firm's honor during my visit to your fair city. There was a bit of confusion with regards to the "chop shop" reference. Once I clarified that you didn't mean that you served Steaks, Ribs, and Pork Chops, she readily accepted the assignment of arranging a fine restaurant for the dinner. She will be in contact with your receptionist to determine a local favorite.
I presume you have heard that an FBN associate will be appearing on a radio show in your area to discuss the rumors that have been circulating. You realize, of course, that we can neither confirm nor deny those rumors. In any event, you will probably want to contact our Marketing Department to arrange a mention of your firm's involvement in the upcoming event. The rumored event, that is.
Wishing you well,
TED |
