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Microcap & Penny Stocks : SEXI: Mostly Fact, A Little Fiction, Not Vicious Attacks
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To: Big Dog who wrote (5406)10/26/1996 2:05:00 AM
From: mike cobble   of 13351
 
Hey Sarge,

A couple weeks back (when we were in the trenches), someone threw a hose in my trench. Before I could staunch the flow, I noted rapid collapsing of the trench walls and am now trapped beneath quite a mound of dirt. As I was unable to "dispose of the hose" (too heavy)
I actually had to insert it into my rectum along with extra shares of SEXI which I found in the bottom of the trench. Fortunately the water flow on the hose has been cut, but I need you to send some men over to dig me out of this damned trench. Captain Nut. And Captain Stub. are delivering plenty of great recon. but we need to get the ground troops whipped back into shape. I understand Smuttoe and his girlfriend are holed up in a bunker, waiting for the allied forces to march in on their last hour.

And finally a word to Mr. Few, My hats off to your candid and humerous remarks. You must give alms to the DVTCS 3000 Ultra, and make sure you flush after. The last couple users left large contributions but didn't flush (what a mess, and smuttoe and reamer are no longer servicing the machines). Dump Volume Toilet Containment Systems.

The Phoenix will... Hey Sarge get me the H*ll out of this trench. Send the paratroopers or engineers in. Maybe only the ENGINEERS will be able to win this war for us. Agree with Capt. Stub. lets check with the engineers.
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