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Microcap & Penny Stocks : SEXI: Mostly Fact, A Little Fiction, Not Vicious Attacks

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To: Skeeter Bug who wrote (5485)	10/27/1996 12:26:00 AM
From: mike cobble	of 13351

Top Ten Reasons Why Owning SEXI is better than Sex. 10. There's no limit to the amount of SEXI you can get. Everyone has access and none is restricted. 9. Infertility is not an issue. Consumation of all SEXI deals always results in new offspring. (shares) 8. SPRINT deals will result in free phone "SEXI" with full video. 7. SEXI and John's Hopkins agreement: We will massage, biopsy your prostate, use the DNA analyzer and give you your results while the probe is still in your rectum. Of course SEXI has been massaging prostates for some time but we now feel we can offer full survice and each person will receive certificates (shares) of exams. 6. "St. Barney Fife" hospital will admit and treat any SEXI shareholder with manic depression or generalized anxiety disorder. SEXIual dysfunction is our specialty. 5. With prison installations you'll be able to view and heckle the popular SEXI mgmt. 4. You can blame mgmt. for poor performance rather than yourself or your partner. 3. SEXI mgmt. are firm believers in "delayed gratification". 2. With SEXI, most of the action takes place in the closet or from desktop and no contraceptives are necessary. And the number one reason: THERE IS NO GREATER JOY THAN SITTING ON A DVTCS (dump volume toilet containment system) 3000 (flushes) PORCELEIN ULTRA WITH SMUTTOE AND REAMER DOWN BELOW 'MANNING' THE FRENCH TICKLERS.

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