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To: Josef Svejk who wrote (2701)4/3/1998 2:29:00 AM
From: Bill Ulrich  Read Replies (1) of 4295
 
The CEO said we needed a mission. How about this one?

&#147Our mission is to continue to proactively facilitate diverse meta-services while continuing to interactively pursue high standards in methods of empowerment for 100% customer satisfaction.&#148

...don't like that one? ...here's another:

&#147The customer can count on us to dramatically supply scalable content such that we may continue to professionally pursue diverse catalysts for change because that is what the customer expects.&#148

In fact, you can take your pick because there's an auto-generator here:

unitedmedia.com

...ever get the feeling TED probably reads a lot of Dilbert?
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