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Oh Great El Nino Spirit Of The Great White Dumps We Beseech You Snorkel And Goggles In Hand. Do Not Hold Back Any Longer You Holy Snowiness. We Thank You Profusely For All The Wonderfully Laid Fresh Powder Of The Weekend And The Freshies That Fell Today, It Was Truly Awesome To Be Carving February Turns In April Both East Of East And Yea Verily On The Cliffs North East Of East, But Behold The Changing Of The Seasons Lord Of The White Out. It Is Time To Unleash The Power And The Fury Which Is Thine Alone. To Wit Break Down Thy Over Bearing And Perverse Pacific High And Dump All That Moisture You Have Stored Overhead And In The Pacific Beyond. Yea Verily Dump It All. Pay No Heed To The Minor Discontent Of The SITM People For They Know Not What They Ask. For 8 Long Miserable Years You Held Your Beneficence Off And They Complained And Groused On About Their Brown Lawns And Not Flushing Every Time, Now With A Minor Display Of Your Great And Glorious Wetness They Squeak Like Rusted Commodes. Take No Mind. If It Pleases You Dump Away Upon Them, Of Course, What You Spare Them Would Certainly Be Welcome On Certain Acres Near The Pass On Hiway 50, You Know The Place, Especially Those North Cliffs, With The Tracks That Beg For Filling. And Please Dear Lord Of The White, Make It Deep This Time Yea Bottomless, With Powder Slides And All For Thine Is The Powder And Glorious Untracked Forever And Ever, Amen. On Bended Knee, No Pads. |
