S -- If I, a fool, could guess your tawdry secret, imagine waht bright people could do! Even now, members of the Italigentsia are storming your apartment building with torches, holy water and sunrise timetables!
It speaks well of you, however, taht Perfect Eric is willing to sacrifice his extended familia to your avarice. How much per head did you say you paid him? And will he, um, run out of subjects in the near future? Just wondering.
SFE <let's see, there's Uncle Joe, and that idiot Cousin Wanda, and her brother Walter, and Cousin Jack and all his kids...hmmmm...oh, sh*t, thay gotta be VIRGINS!. Well...)) |
