Two old ladies....
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> Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was > smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached
> into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over > her cigarette and continued to smoke.
> Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! What
> is it that you put over your cigarette?" The other old lady said, > "It's
> a condom.." "A condom? Where do you get those?" The lady with the > cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the
> pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with > all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if > he
> sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised > that this old woman was interested in condoms, so he asked her, "What > size do you want?"
> The old lady thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a > Camel!" |
