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Gold/Mining/Energy : At a bottom now for gold?

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To: Alan Whirlwind who wrote (1108)	4/8/1998 10:46:00 AM
From: Alan Whirlwind	Read Replies (2) of 1911

Pinky's Tailing Box: a weekly Wednesday feature of At a Bottom Now for Gold. Twinkle, twinkle little POG. How you treat me like a dog. Up above the world so high. Then you tanked and made me cry. Your current run is going well. Oh please don't put me through more hell. Hillary Billary Prattle. Cleaned up on August Cattle. Fifty times her money climbs. Then 80's greed does battle. Humpty Dumpty sat over on Wall Street Humpty's stocks did a terrible fall, meet. All the Fed forces and Japanese yen could not resurrect his nest egg again. Berkshire Buffett Decided to rough it With silver he opted to play. Since no metal's whiter, He squeezed silver tighter And frightened all shorters away. Warren Buffet have you any silver? Yes sir, yes sir, 30 percent to deliver. 10 for shorts distressed And 10 to disinvest, And 10 to rack up still more gains--I think I'll lease the rest. Little Ms. Willey Went in to friend Billy. To ask for a job that would pay. He groped with his thumb And started to strum And frightened Ms. Willey away. Broker, broker, sell chips blue, Get them sold by half-past two; This Market rise has just abated Just as I had contemplated. From the Tailing Box... Dear Pinky's Tailing Box: What is your opinion of Ukrainian dairy futures as a contrarian play? --Cheesehead Dear Cheesehead: Udderly glowing. --Whirlwind Dear At a Bottom Now for Gold: I'm a very successful broker at a prestigious firm who has just received my company's stock-picker-of-the-year award. My problem is that the annual "Daughter Day" at work is coming up and my supervisor has asked me not to bring in my 10-year-old because she would only get in the way. What should I do? --Broken-hearted Dear Broken-hearted: Tell your supervisor that all of those stock picks you were awarded for were your daughter's. --Whirlwind Dear Whirlwind: How do you know that the stock market is topping? --Worried Dear Worried: Because the Easter Bunny just threw all his egg money into Blue Chips. --Whirlwind Dear Whirlwind: Can you give me your 2 cents worth on Zappa Resources? --Zappa Fan Dear Zappa Fan: No. I lost it yesterday when Zappa closed down 2 cents. --Whirlwind Have any questions about gold or PMs? Ask the Whirlwind. E-mail him at whirlwindbuyszappa@mindless.com (I kid you not!)

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