Which would you rather bring home? A Monster or a Blaster?
I think European's, thorough centuries of mental and cultural conditioning might prefer Monsters, but out here in the wild, wild West we American's would much rather take matters into their own hands and pack a Blaster.
And just how are you gonna justify bringin home a Monster to the missus. I mean, a Blaster could almost be construed as a physical necessitiy in this day and age, but a Monster? No way. She already resents the inordinate amount of time that I spend stareing in the single eye of my square-headed girlfriend, and now I'm gonna share this experience? "With a WHAT?" Not in my house.
Nope. For my money a Blaster is a better product for the following 10 reasons:
#10 It says "Voodoo 2" right on the box so I know I'm coming
home with a video card and not an engagement ring.
#9 Creative longs are much less cantankerous people than
Creative shorts.
#8 I already own Creative stock so I'm actually paying myself
to buy one.
#7 It ain't much, but it's my little contribution to the Asian
Economic Recovery.
#6 I can rest assured that my Creative Voodoo 2 Video Blaster
will integrate flawlessly with my Creative SoundBlaster, my
Creative PCDVDBlaster, my Creative ModemBlaster, my
Creative ColerVideoCameraBlaster, my Creative
CambridgeSpeakerBlaster, and just about any other blasted
thing you can think of.
#5 I am by nature a Creative person.
#4 Perception. Perception. Perception. Diamonds are percieved
as too expensive for the common working stiff.
#3 If I wanted a Monster I'd babysit my niece.
#2 Spelling or No Spelling, dammit, I want whatever ChingLee
wants!
And the Number One reason that Creative's Voodoo 2 Blaster is a better product, and the final determining factor in my buying decision is:
#1. It comes in a MUCH prettier box. (Don't you think so?)
Cheers, Happy Easter, Aloha Mike.
"He is Risen, He is not here."
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