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Biotech / Medical : PFE (Pfizer) How high will it go?

PFE 25.53

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Dec 16 3:59 PM EST

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To: Solid who wrote (1110)	4/12/1998 11:29:00 PM
From: Chip Anderson	Read Replies (2) of 9523

Humor anyone? You know the drug's a success when... This just came out of the "Top Ten" mailing list. (Note to the humor impaired: It's a joke!) ======= The Top 16 Side Effects of the Impotency Pill topfive.com 16> Maybe Private Johnson remembered how to stand at attention, but he now he won't stand at ease. 15> No longer need help keeping the ribbon in place while tying a bow. 14> When taken by a woman, she becomes instantly unable to ask for directions. 13> #1 Florida Bumper Sticker? "Don't Come A-Knockin' if the Lincoln's A-Rockin'!" 12> Strom Thurmond shows up at the White House and offers to give the interns a tour of the "Washington Monument." 11> Sales of flour skyrocket as hordes of happy grannies start baking up a storm. 10> Productivity at work soars, due to new "11 finger" typing method. 9> One-hour delayed response forces men to finally learn foreplay techniques. 8> Republican-sponsored "War on Prostitution" bill immediately withdrawn from Senate floor. 7> Sudden irresistible urge for Quarter-Pounders and Interns. 6> NRA memberships and Corvette/Jaguar sales plummet. 5> "Hi, I'm John. What's a nice girl like you do--Hey! What are you staring at?!" 4> "Y'know, that Linda Tripp's not a bad looking woman..." 3> Them baggy Jeans no longer slippin' off your butt all the time. 2> Finally -- a place to put your morning bagel during your morning commute! and the Number 1 Side Effect of the Impotency Pill... 1> Looks like you can kiss your hopes of winning that Limbo Championship goodbye. ========== Chip coolhistory.com

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