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Pastimes : FLAME THREAD - Post all obnoxious/derogatory comments here

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To: Blue On Black who wrote (3982)4/13/1998 6:06:00 PM
From: Blue On Black  Read Replies (1) of 12754
 
Day 8.
I awaken in the hospital. When a doctor wanders in, I ask how I got there. He tell me that a vehicle skidded to a stop at the emergency room entrance and some huge fiend with glowing red eyes threw out a torso and a bucket of parts. He said they heard a voice call out as the car screeched off, "Put him back together if you can. I'll make pate' out of what's left over."
I do an 'inventory'. It seems that most parts are present and in the right place - more or less.
The doctor tells me that my wife is here and wants to take me home. He helps me into a wheelchair. As he pushes me down the hall he offered me some advice - "Mr Cooper, I've seen your wife so let me make this suggestion. When you get home, DON'T EAT THE PATE'."
lee(the hick)
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