Re: Way off topic: concerning your TPII post...
Yo mamma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mamma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up
her mind
Yo mamma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Your mamma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Your mamma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write
below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mamma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel
Prize winners.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mamma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at
McDonalds!
Yo mamma so stupid she bought a video camera to record cable TV
shows at home.
Yo mamma so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mamma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo mamma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course
Yo mamma so stupid she couldn't read an audio book
Yo mamma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
Yo mamma so stupid she thought the Nazis were saying "Hi! Hitler"
Yo mamma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg
Yo mamma so stupid She went to Disney world and saw a sign that said "Disney world Left" so she went home.
Yo mamma so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitimate"
because she couldn't read
Yo mamma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
So Old
Yo mamma so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
Yo mamma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch'
Yo mamma so old I told her to act her own age, and the b**ch died.
Yo mamma so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mamma so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mamma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mamma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
Yo mamma so old she's blind from the big bang
Yo mamma so old even God calls her mother!
So Ugly
Yo mamma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for
mooning.
Yo mamma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the
surveillence cameras
Yo mamma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry,
no professionals."
Yo mamma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a
treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mamma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mamma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mamma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get
the dogs to play with her.
Yo mamma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took
12 hours...for a quote
Yo mamma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mamma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo mamma so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mamma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mamma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow
Yo mamma so ugly your dad's breath smells like shit because he would
rather kiss her ass.
So Nasty
Yo mamma so nasty when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair and she opened up her shirt
Yo mamma so nasty She gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the
crabs fresh!
Yo mamma so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mamma so nasty she brings crabs to the beach
Yo mamma so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mamma so nasty she has to creep up on bath water.
Yo mamma so nasty that her sh*t is glad to escape.
Yo mamma so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off
Yo mamma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo mamma so nasty lice consider her a great vacation place
Yo mamma so nasty she was declared quarantine since before she was born
Yo mamma so nasty she joined the four horseman: war, death, famine,
disease and Yo mamma
Yo mamma so nasty she went swimming and now we have the dead sea
Yo mamma so nasty skunks run from her
Source:
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- Jeff |
