Pinky's Tailing Box: a weekly Wednesday feature of At a bottom Now for Gold.
Imprudential Investments Presents: Money Tips from its Leading Financial Advisor--William Shakespeare...
On the next bear market:
Ill blows the wind that profits nobody. Henry VI, III, II, 5
On pennystocks:
How weary, stale, flat and unprofitable,
Seem to me all the uses of this world!
Hamlet, I, 2
On the Busang:
The glorious sun
Stays in his course and plays the alchemist,
Turning with splendour of his precious eye
The meagre cloddy earth to glittering gold.
King John, III, 1
On the stock market to date:
All the perfumes of Arabia will not
sweeten this little hand. Macbeth, V, I
On NPEC chartist Juanita:
Her voice was ever soft, gentle and low,
an excellent thing in a woman. King Lear, V, 3
On Bob Brinker's advice to buy stocks this past mid-January:
There is a tide in the affairs of men,
Which taken at the flood, leads on to fortune. Julius Caesar, IV, 3
On the Hillary Clinton's of this world:
Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more,
Men were deceivers ever,
One foot in sea and one on shore,
To one thing constant never.
Much Ado About nothing, II, 3
On Bill Clinton:
A Knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggardly, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave...
King Lear, II, 2
On the stock market bubble:
O judgement thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason! Julius Caesar, III, 2
On averaging down stocks:
In my schooldays, when I had lost one shaft,
I shot his fellow of the same flight
The self-same way, with more advised watch,
To find the other forth;
and by advent'ring both, I oft found both.
Merchant of Venice, I, I
On investing in the XAU:
Golden lads and girls all must,
As chimney sweepers come to dust.
Cymbeline, IV, 2
On Alan Whirlwind:
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
Twelfth Night, I, 5
On when Zappa will hit $2:
In the dark backward abysm of time.
The Tempest, I, 2
In the Tailing Box...
Dear At a Bottom Now for Gold:
My pet cat applied for a Visa Platinum card and just took out an $8000 cash advance which it is currently throwing into a 10,000 Dow peak. What should I do? --Felined
Dear Felined:
Have your cat neutered. --Whirlwind
Dear Pinky1s Tailing Box:
Are you long on gold? --Goldie
Dear Goldie:
No, I1m too long on gold. --Whirlwind
Dear Whirlwind:
Zappa just hit $2 an oz intraday...ha, ha, April Fools! --Hokester
Dear Hokester:
Go do something useful, like paying your taxes. --Whirlwind
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