What do you mean Not Me? Hey I'm a top performer here. I've made the 1000% Quota Club for 284 years in a row now. I'm right on track for 285.
You just don't run into me that often because I'm in management. I handle a lot of special projects.
Why just the other day I was hangin' with the big guy. He takes me under His Wing and He says "You know there, jhildy this internet thing (I just love the way He likes to talk like George Bush) could really change our whole way of doing business. This technology can really magnify our presence. These chat board things may let us turn a lot more people, with much less effort. We'll just get a bunch of ex-holy boys and turn'em loose to post.
"Now then, I want you to do me a favor. The ones that have the least to say, that have the most huff and least puff, I want you to mark their names so we'll all know who they are. Be sure and put an exclamation mark after these screamers names, so we won't double up our efforts unnecessarily."
Well, you probably know what I said. Just what everyone else says to the Big Guy: "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah. Great idea, Boss." |
