>Clinton, distraught and contemplating his latest scandal was
>walking through Washington looking for any kind of guidance.
>
>He walks up to the Washington Monument, looks up and says,
>"George, you were always wise, what should I do?"
>
>Low and behold, a voice comes down from above and says,
>"ABOLISH THE I.R.S. AND START OVER." Clinton, amazed
>that he is talking to the past President thinks he'll try it again.
>
>He walks over to the Jefferson Memorial and utters the same
>request. "Thomas, you never had these kind of problems, what
>can I do to rally people behind me?"
>
>Again a voice from above answers, "WELFARE, ITS NOT
>WORKING, ABOLISH IT, START OVER."
>
>After hearing this Clinton is so excited he is planning to go to
>all the historic sites for guidance. Next he goes to the Lincoln
>Memorial. "Abe, I need your help, people are losing confidence
>in me and they no longer trust me what should I do?"
>
>After a substantial pause Abe responds, "TAKE THE DAY OFF
>GO TO THE THEATER." |
